$50.00
welcome to the monkey from argentina auction where you buy absolutely nothing |
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here we have plenty of monkeys for sale like the monkey from argentina and the little geeked out fella
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this thing is stupid looking but it can bench press 400lb and can survive altitudes of up to 11000 feet into the air before combusting which makes it our tuffest monkey
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we literally found this guy outside a building and thought he looked purchaseable, but he does has a very good skill in making paper airplanes though
DISCLAIMER none of these monkeys are real, i literally found these images on wikipedia or google.